Catz.

Cats. We have a love-hate relationship. And by love-hate, I mean they love me and I hate them. I've always been a dog person. I love love love puppy dogs of all shapes and sizes. Lately I've adored Boxers because their puppies are just so freaking adorable (click on the word puppies). And they grow up to be equally adorable dogs! I want one. Unfortunately, my mom is allergic to fur, so I'll have to make do with the large stuffed dog named "Champ" that sits at the bottom of my basement stairs. I put him there. He freaks people out.

Anyways, I think the reason I really don't like cats is because I'm allergic to them. My face starts itching and then it gets blotchy and I look like a freak of nature.

The other day I was forced to walk around the mall like that. Thoroughly embarrassing. Luckily for me, there was a Sephora where I could cover my blotchy face with makeup.

Now, this wouldn't be such a problem for me if I wasn't a cat magnet. Seriously, cats love me. They like to rub themselves all over me. I can never get away!

Everyone makes excuses for them. "Aw, he/she just wants some love!" or "Look! He/she likes you!"

No. False. Lies. THEY KNOW. Somehow they KNOW that I will break out and itch and my throat will get stuffy and therefore they rub their furry cat bodies all over me.

I truly do hate cats. I'm allergic to them and all they do is rub on me and sleep. Dogs are so much better. I'm not allergic to them and they're cute, loyal, and playful. 

See? Dogs are awesome! And to prove my point, I spent twice as long drawing that puppy than I did any cat drawing.

Although, I guess cats have a few positives. One, they're pretty. Incredibly pretty. I can't deny that. They look all regal and stuff, ya know? And they KNOW IT. I think cats are pretty conceited. They sit in sunny spots and stretch and stuff. I know they're just trying to say "LOOK AT MEEEE I AM GORGEOUS"

Oh, and I just saw this thing on Tumblr that is about how awesome cats are. I tend to disagree with the idea that these traits make them awesome, but hey, whatever. 

I hope I haven't offended any of my cat-loving readers.