I'm hungry.

This is my first post! Hooray!
I've always thought of myself as a decent story teller, so I decided to blog about it just so I can seem hip and "with it". Probably no one will ever read my blog, so I'm more than likely just wasting my genius on an unappreciative audience...

BUT THAT'S OKAY!

Anyways, as you can see from the title of this post...I'm really hungry. I've been asking to get food for over 2 hours and it's starting to get ridiculous.
You see, things happen to me when I get hungry. First of all, my stomach starts making these horribly loud rumbles. No, not just normal stomach rumbles...ferocious stomach rumbles.
It literally sounds like a vicious beast is about to burst out of my stomach. It's terrifying.

And the most embarrassing part is that EVERYONE HEARS. Even in a crowded room, my stomach rumbles are still noticeable. This is why I should not have to wait 2, now almost 3 hours for food!
Thankfully, I convinced everyone to order chinese food. Soon the beast in my belly will be put to rest.

I was thinking about it, and the beast probably looks something like this:

I'm pretty sure his name is Ted. And yes, he does breathe fire. That's what makes having the stomach rumblies so uncomfortable; the fact that he breathes fire, that is. Not because his name is more than likely Ted.
Anyways, Ted has led me to have an uncontrollable desire for Chinese food. Lo mein and boneless barbeque spareribs. The fact that I'm not yet eating said Chinese food is making me a sad panda.

I've adopted the phrase "sad panda" from the show South Park, but I've made it my own. Panda's are obviously always sad because all they can do is chew bamboo all day! What's the point of living in China if you can't eat the delicious chinese food that they cook there? I'd probably kill myself without lo mein.

See? I can't get my mind off food. I have a problem. When I'm hungry, my thoughts go something like this:

It's a problem. I know. If my boyfriend ever sees this post, he'll probably be somewhat offended.
Oh well.

HEY! Food is here. Time to tame the beast.