Ukeleles and freckles are awesome

I don't want to sound mean, or bitchy in any way, but there are some people that I just cannot stand. And I don't mean individuals. I mean, if you could classify people, there would be entire categories of people that I don't like.

For example, I hate those people that ask wayyyy too many questions in class. Actually, I just hate people who ask too many questions in general. In class, they just waste time and take away from my learning. Actually, I don't really like learning, but I feel like people who ask too many questions are just forcing me to hear the same information over and over and over again. It's like getting a tooth drilled, but without novacaine. People who ask too many questions in general are probably just making up for a complete lack of social skills.
Don't ask me a billion questions just because you have nothing else to say. Exit the conversation. I don't like talking about myself or answering questions about what I ate for lunch three days ago. IT'S OBNOXIOUS!!!

I also hate those couples that are so couple-y that it's insane. Boyfriend and I are very close, but we're not ANNOYING. When we're with other people we're capable of not being obnoxious and overly lovey-dovey.

You know how some people look like their dogs? I swear some couples start to look like each other. And sound like each other. And basically just become each other...or at least some strange morph of the both of them...

It's horrible. Who wants to be like that? I feel that it is important to be able to distinguish one person from another. And besides, how can they decide which bathroomo to use?! Things could get awkward.

On a lighter note, there are people that I do like. I like ginger kids. It's said that they don't have souls yet they still seem to be consistently positive. I don't know how they do it! Their hair is freakishly colored and they have specks all over their body! It's awesome. Freckles are magical.

I also like people that play the ukelele. I've always thought they were the coolest instruments ever! I know someone that has a blue ukelele. He calls it a bluke. How awesome is that? SUPER AWESOME! YA-HOOTIE! And have you seen the video of that fat guy playing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" on the ukelele? It's supah fly. I wanna be his best friend.

In fact, I just want to be best friends with anyone who plays the ukelele.

If you play the ukelele, please contact me so that I may befriend you.

Thanks, and have a great day. (: